Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Giving 100%

So as you may or may not know I have been training and pushing my body and mind real hard for the Hardest physical exertion on September 11th, A Iron-Man triathlon. Well it's only a half Iron-Man competition. They don't let any or every one go to Hawaii to compete, you got to qualify which is not an overnight process. It will continue to be my goal to get it done. There is only two ways I'm going to the big island, Iron-Man or Monavie sending me for Diamond destination. Sorry honey both ways are work for me, But we can get couples massages either way. Plus anyway you look at life the date is a hard one for me as a New Yorker who survived that day. I have learned any chance you can take a negative and try to make a positive is a good one. So it will be a great triumph for me. I will never forget the men or women who lost there lives that day. 343 Firemen lost there life and many family's have a hole in there hearts,,,
I digress, Many people say I know you will give 110% or I'm 110% sure you will get it done and I was sent this from my Mother in N.Y. Which in itself is a long story. So have a read, Comment if you like or Don't like, Remember the more you learn the more you will earn,,, "Jeff the "IronMan" Plumber" OUT


This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

3 comments:

  1. Right, well then the asskissing better stop! lol. Mathematically there is no %110 percent, by physiologically there is...no doubt. Can you give more than you think you can. See all of us have different oppinions on what giving %100 may be, the truth being that no one gives %100 because they don't truly understand how powerful and strong they are. Most may think they are giving a %100 and they really are giving %60 percent and have a mind block...hum what do you think about that. Always give more than you think you can! Thanks brother for the addition!

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  2. P.S. I spelled opinions incorrectly!

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